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baby: w...w...w..
mom: water? wash? what?
baby: w....w-we....Welcome! Foolish Mortals, to the Haunted Mansion, I am your host, your ghost host. Hmmmm. Our tour begins here, in this gallery. Here where you see paintings of some of our guests, as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now...
Your cadaverous palour, betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this Haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination, hmm? And consider this dismaying observation, this chamber has no windows, and no doors. Which offers you this chilling challenge, to find a way out! Of course, there's always my way...

staryusingle:

I still want to know what he said

(via blondie-rapunzel)

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

(via heliolisk)

When starting a new anime:

Me: do not fall in love with the white haired pretty boy
Me: do not fall in love with the white haired pretty boy
Me: do not fall in love with the white haired pretty boy
Me: do not fall in love with the white haired pretty boy
Me: FUCK
Me: don't die don't die don't die don't die
Me: FUCK

heliolisk:

rowenllbert:

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

when will I hit 50k

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follow me

when will i hit 100k

when u eat 2 socks

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that’s like 6 am i good????????? will u people follow me now???????????????????????? will there finally be an asian president?????????????????????????????????

(via heliolisk)

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

(via pizza)

pestered:

please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are ugly it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

(via ruinedchildhood)

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun

(Source: lolgifs.net, via placebonacebo)

fake-mermaid:

Shes done it shes fucking done it

(via heliolisk)

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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(via tbotofficial)

64px:

funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

(Source: lizardmultitude, via let-it-golaf)

telapathetic:

Teachers that constantly make personal comments

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(via tbotofficial)

obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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(via ruinedchildhood)